Amateur Bard

“What did your teacher say about X?” is to violin/musical instruments as “what happened with your swatch when you X’d it?” is to knitting.

“Help, I can’t do vibrato and bow at the same time!”

“Oh no, what does you teacher say about that?”

“I don’t have a teacher, I just watched a whole yubtub video about playing 0.2 seconds ago, I’m self taught! 😤”

“Help, my roving yarn sweater disintegrated in the wash :(”

“Oh no, what happened when you washed your swatch?”

“I didn’t do a swatch lmao this yarn was too expensive to waste on a swatch 🤪”